All Participants Have Been Unresponsive Since Late 2016
There’s nothing more embarrassing than seeing a bunch of losers participate in a trend that everyone knows went out of style months ago. But what if something went horribly wrong and there was no way to alert the nerds that they were in the middle of something that was currently on its way out? Well unfortunately that is exactly what’s going on today as reports come in that a group of 7th grade boys have been stuck in their mannequin challenge since November 2016.
The story first broke when one of the children’s mother called the police to report that her son had not moved since around Thanksgiving of last year:
“I was starting to get worried so I did what any parent would do and reported it,” said Lorraine Ganeshil. “I could care less that he’s frozen in time, I just want someone to let my nerd son know that the mannequin challenge hasn't been cool in months.”
Wow. Talk about a concerned parent taking action.
Unfortunately for her, and all the other parents, police have given firm instructions to not enter the room where these absolute losers seem to be stuck in a time warp.
“That song ‘Black Beatles’ is dangerous,” said Police Chief Rob Stainder. “God forbid one of those parents tries to help their kid and then hears Rae Sremmurd and immediately gets pulled into the time warp, or worse just kills themselves on the spot.”
A tragic situation all around.