Wu-Tang means family.
Fear no more, Wu-Tang fans. The countless rumors of tension between members of the revolutionary hip-hop group can be laid to rest.
Yep! That’s right. According to a recent cell phone bill found in the garbage can outside of the RZA’s apartment, the Wu-Tang Clan are all on the same T-Mobile family plan.
The plan consists of 8 cell phone lines, all of which feature unlimited talk and text, as well as 36 GBs of shared data. Seven of the members, including the deceased Ol’ Dirty Bastard, have the iPhone 6S. The eighth member, GZA, has an Android.
GZA on his choice to choose Android over Apple:
“I wanted the iPhone. I hate Android. Nobody likes Android. Ghost takes my update every year. He uses all the shared data too. Punk ass.”
When asked about the potential for a new Wu-Tang Album, GZA simply stated “Nah.”
The remaining six members, as well as Ol’ Dirty Bastard’s ghost, declined to comment.