The score is tied up in the bottom of the ninth, 3 balls, 2 strikes, 1st and 3rd are loaded—you’re the team’s only chance to take home a win.
Respond to his tweet with a witty reply, and keep your eye on the pitcher. Now you’re on his radar, he’s tied up contemplating a comeback—this is your chance to run! But you’re as smooth as a sexy seal pimp, and ready to slip ’n slide right on through to home with a flirty winky face. If the pitcher tries to throw you out, just respond ‘haha wrong person!!”
If your man is focused, and unlikely to give up a base, send him a sexy picture via private message. That way, he’ll get distracted trying to figure out how Anthony Weiner gets his mirror pics to look so good. If he doesn’t take the bait, send him a picture of an erect penis—he’ll be so shocked, only one kind of ball will be on his mind!
There’s always a chance a guy won’t respond to your thirst trap, but don’t let that get in the way of winning State. So what if he leaves you on ‘read’, focus on the game, and stealing that base. Remember, there’s no crying in baseball!