You're not gonna believe this new sex theory.
With new studies on the best ways to have sex coming out almost daily, it can be almost impossible to keep up with trends. What if, however, there was a new school of thought that challenged everything we know about fucking? Well according to a group of vape kids, that hypothesis is slowly becoming a reality.
Meet John, Kennedy, Eric and Jacob. They’re all virgins that they claim that vaping is the new sex. That’s right! This group of pansies is leading the revolution when it comes to forward thinking, sex-positive theory.
“There’s just no comparison,” says Kennedy, the group’s ringleader. “You try hitting a cotton candy flavored vape and tell me it’s not better than getting some good pipe.”
When asked if she had ever actually taken pipe, Kennedy replied with “No. And I have no plans to.”
Wow. Talk about breaking down boundaries.
The group of virgins meets weekly, where they spend their time blowing smoke rings and listening to EDM.