Ok so here’s the deal...
You’ve been eyeing that one girl all night. Sure, you guys have made eye contact a few times from across the bar, library, gym, or wherever you are- but that eye contact alone isn’t enough to get you laid. It’s time to stop being a coward and be the alpha male by offering her some of your Go-Gurt. Here’s how:
1. Make eye-contact and extend your hand (with the Go-Gurt) towards her while winking.
This one is pretty straight forward. It will, without a doubt, work for any girl who knows what she wants. If she sees you offering her Go-Gurt in this traditional manner, she will know what’s up and you'll be fucking in no time.
2. Yell at her from across the room saying “IT’S YOGURT IN A FUN TUBE”
This is kind of a middle of the road approach. She’s gonna know exactly what you’re talking about as soon as you say the words ‘yogurt in a fun tube.’ If she’s down, she’s gonna make her way over to you in no time.
3. Walk over to her and whisper in her ear saying “My name is ______, and this is Cotton Candy Go-Gurt, why don’t you make yourself comfortable and have some.”
You’re really showing her that you’re not afraid to take charge with this one. By invading her physical space, you might upset her at first- but you’re making up for it by giving her some of that sweet, blue Cotton Candy goo.
If any of these three strategies don’t work, we have some bad news: You’re a beta male. Good luck to you, because it’s going to be a real shit show for you for the rest of your life.