Talk about maintaining your figure!
Traditionally, marriage is a free pass to pack on the pounds and totally let yourself become everything you hate. That isn't the case for 42 year old Ken Montanino. Ken, who just celebrated 15 terrible years of marriage, can still fit into his wife’s wedding dress.
Despite spending 50-60 hours a week in an office chair with no time for physical exercise, Ken has somehow managed to keep his body in the same physical shape that his wife was in on the day they decided to mutually ruin each other’s lives.
“I’m just as shocked as anyone. This wasn’t a plan I had, I was just fishing through my wife’s things and saw her wedding dress and thought to myself ‘Wouldn’t it be great if I could still fit in this thing?’ Well I slipped it on, and low and behold, the thing fit.”
Talk about body goals.
When asked if he had any tips for keeping off the pounds, Ken offered the following:
“There’s a few things you can do. One of them is to make sure you have a child every 9 months so you’re always lifting up a small person and building muscle. You can also work a lot, like 60 hours a week; that way, you get consumed in your work and forget to eat lunch. Last but not least, you can have a stupid wife who cooks the same fucking thing every night so you get sick of it and end up just not eating dinner at all.”
Wow. Thanks, Ken, for proving that getting old does not mean getting fat!
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