Back from the dead? More like this rack is a ten! (Rack of ribs that is)
So check this out: over the weekend, we took a visit to Westwood Village Memorial Park Cemetery, the final resting place of Marilyn Monroe, and we dug her right up! That’s right baby, we’re officially grave robbers. But hey, who could complain when we have these sultry shots of the starlet? She hasn't looked this good since her death in 1962!
But that's not all...
While we were extracting JFK’s most famous side-chick from the earth, we found out Hugh Hefner was buried next to Monroe after his death in late-September. So we figured, "Screw it, let's dig him up too, we're already here." That's right! We doubled down and dug up the original playboy’s bones. What'd we do next? We each took one as a souvenir, and then we burned the rest. We roasted marshmallows over his burning bones.
Seems pretty messed up, right? Wrong! In honor of Hefner and Monroe, we’re going to fill up their empty graves with all the money we make off of the advertisements on this article.
Rest in Power.