Ultimate dad win.
Here’s a story that’s sure to warm your heart. When Liam Finnerty was getting ready for his birthday he only had one thing on his wish list: his very own horse. For any parent a horse would be a hard thing to get your child, and even if you manage to get one, maintaining a horse is in no way cheap or easy. That’s where Liam’s father, Michael, changed the game. He got his son a wooden box with human legs that eats carrots, screams, and will one day die.
When this beast walked into the party Liam and all his friends dropped their jaws. The incredibly hairy male human legs stuck to the side of a splintery wooden box immediately caught their eye but when the creature let out a blood curdling scream from the hole in the front of it that’s when the kids when absolutely bonkers!
As the box screamed and screamed a reverberated grown man’s scream, Liam’s dad calmed it down by shoving whole carrots into the beast’s hole. Each kid got to take a turn shoving carrots into the hole of the box while the human legs danced with delight.
As the box sprayed green slime from its back hole while the sound of a leaf blower emanated from its front hole Liam and his friends cheered with delight. Once the box burrowed itself into a hole under the house for the night and the party ended all the kids went home. Let’s call the dad of the year awards right now and etch that trophy with the name Michael Finnerty.
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