Well this is just horrible timing...
As leaders from around the globe begin arriving in New York City for the United Nations General Assembly, UN Secretary General António Guterres has announced that the UN snow cone machine is broken.
“I know this is a total mess up,” said Guterres. “The snow cones were a huge hit last year and I’m sure everyone was looking forward to them. Unfortunately, we just can’t seem to make it work.”
Guterres added that the UN would be selling Candy Apples as a replacement, but people aren't too happy about that either.
“Candy apples? Is this a joke?” Said Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, adding “If I wanted a candy apple I would go to Fairway and get the ingredients and make it myself. The whole point of the snow cone is that it’s a unique food that you can’t make at home. That’s the appeal, that’s why we’re all here, and now it’s ruined.”
Oof. It’s only Monday, but things are not off to a great start at the UN.
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