Well, there it is. In a total boneheaded move on our part we went ahead and we popped the moon. No two ways about it. That's that. The moon is popped and we did it. What's done is done.
Did we mean to? No, we didn't think we were that close. We just threw the dart. Big dart? Sure. Big enough to pop the moon? We didn't think so but look where are now. We've got a big popped moon. It's popped to shit and it's all on us.
It's a big whoopsie, we know that. And hey, if we could take it back we would. We can't though, obviously. If there's one thing we know about the moon it's that once that thing is popped it's time to hang your hat and head home, brother. The moon is popped and we popped it. It's time to move on.
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