Weird but respectable!
Here's a move no one saw coming. In a bizarre deal that cost them only the price of 20 children's jerseys, radical activist group Antifa has become the official sponsor of the Eastchester Wildcats youth soccer team.
"We're really excited about this move" said Antifa spokesperson, Sarah Clemons, "We've been getting a bad rep in the media lately for inciting violent riots and causing millions in property damage. It'll be good to clear our name by sponsoring the Wildcats this autumn."
Antifa reportedly spent only $200 to sponsor the team by ordering their jerseys from Customink.com. "It was a great deal," said Clemons, "It came out to only being about $10 a jersey. Of course we ordered our own adult sizes to match the players but we just dipped into the Antifa Rainy Day Fund for that."
The Eastchester Wildcats sponsored by Antifa have their home opener this Saturday against the Mamaroneck Tigers sponsored by Powerade.
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