Now this is a step in the right direction!
While Trump’s plan to build a wall between the United States and Mexico continues to get shot down, an unlikely hero has stepped up to the plate. Tony Hawk, professional skateboarder and owner of Birdhouse Skateboards has announced his plan to construct a border wall made entirely of half-pipes.
That’s right. The ‘Birdman’ himself made the announcement Tuesday afternoon:
“We need the wall very badly. As you know, Mexico has a lot of sick skaters – just untapped raw talent. By building this border wall entirely out of half-pipes, not only can we safely regulate immigration, we can do it in a fun way. All you’ll ever need to do to come to America is grab your deck and drop in.”
Wow. No matter if you’re a liberal or conservative, a regular or a goofy, we can all agree that this idea sounds pretty sick.
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