Here's a story sure to stir atheists awake. Catholic Digest ran a story last week about wine aficionado Matthew Kozicki from Larchmont, NY. Matthew is just like any normal Catholic wine drinker aside from one majestic difference: He has the ability to turn wine into piss.
Matthew's ability of course forces one to remember the incredible story of Jesus turning the water into wine at the Wedding of Caana. Well, Jesus, it's a good thing Matthew Kozicki wasn't there that day, otherwise he might have topped you. It doesn't matter how much wine Kozicki drinks; he could have as little as 3 or 4 bottles but sure enough an hour later that wine comes pouring out of him in the form of sweet golden piss.
We don't want to shake things up too soon but we think it's fair to say he's the second coming of Jesus Christ.