Details of the meeting are unclear...
Twenty-four hours after Jared Kushner assured a Senate committee and the American people that there was “no collusion” between the Trump campaign and the Russian government, a startling dossier has been leaked from inside the White House.
The dossier reveals that just three days before the first Presidential debate, Kushner held a lengthy private meeting with criminal mastermind Dr. Ivo Robotnik at Trump Tower in Washington, D.C., where the two men had brunch. Unfortunately, no audio or video recordings of the visit have been discovered.
Robotnik, who is on a global quest to collect the seven Chaos Emeralds required to complete construction of his Death Egg (a space-based oblong of mass destruction) can politically benefit from the Trump administration’s lax policy toward authoritarian regimes. But new White House Director of Communications Anthony Scaramucci was quick to dismiss any political cooperation between the two men: “The doctor is a longtime friend of the Trumps. They love each other. His visit with Jared was very informal, set up quickly once the President found out Ivo was in town. Nothing to do with Russia or the President’s recent discovery of Chaos Emeralds.”
Still, it is unclear whether or not the Eggman Empire provided funds or intelligence to the Trump campaign.
by Duncan McCausland
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