Great news for bargain shoppers and new Christian parents alike!
St Catherine’s of Sienna Church, located in Riverside, Connecticut, has just announced their 3-for-2 baptism deal.
From now until the end of the summer, Pastor Jim DeLongi will dip your three young children in magic water for the same price as if he were only dipping two of your young children in magic water. (Provided that your three children are fraternal or identical triplets)
“Things kind of slow down around here in the summer,” said Pastor DeLongi. “This 3-for-2 deal is my fun way of giving our customers an initiative to come down to the church and dip their children in magic water.”
“There’s nothing wrong with these baptisms. These are the same good old baptisms that you would get if you paid full price, we just happen to be giving you a good deal.”
Wow! Thanks for the good deal Pastor DeLongi.
Be sure to get down to St. Catherine’s fast, as the deal is only active until September 1st. After the 3-for-2 offer expires, the church will return to its standard baptism punch card system.