Disappointed in GOP leadership and this iteration of the universal entropic cycle, Joe Scarborough has decided to transcend this plane of existence and enter the fourth dimension, an interscopic membrane. He made the announcement last night on Late Night with Stephen Colbert.
Scarborough, who served in the House of Representatives from 1995 to 2001 and in the perceptible stratum of time for fifty-four years, has become troubled by the ebb and flow of the universe, as well as Republican’s open indifference to ethics and political gaming. Joe said that he no longer recognizes the cosmos in which he was raised, adding that ‘Reagan would have never embarrassed the third dimension so routinely.”
Soon after renouncing his affiliation to the macrocosm, he was quick to clarify that this would in no way affect the production or content of MSNBC’s “Morning Joe,” as co-Host Mika Brzezinski graciously offered her body as a human vessel for his trans-dimensional communications.
By Duncan McCausland
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