Well this is just freaky
Reports are coming in that scientists at the University of South Carolina have discovered a new species of frog. This creepy son-of-a-bitch is absolutely baffling the amphibian community because of how many legs and eyes it has. And get this: unlike a normal frog, it doesn't use its tongue to catch insects, it makes a net for the idiot insects to waltz right into. The frog has yet to be named, as the proper scientific name for a frog with 8 legs and 8 eyes would be "Octo-retinal-walky-boii," and the research team thinks that name is stupid.
If you have a better idea on just what the hell to call this thing, shoot the research team an email at: SouthCarolinaScienceGuys@aol.com.
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