Dear Congressmen and Congresswomen,
I think we’ve let this “Donald Trump as President” thing go on long enough. Don’t you agree?
Of course, his policies are an atrocity, he is completely unfit for the job, and has proven to be untrustworthy. Most importantly, however, I want Trump impeached so that I can start promoting my PIT Loft shows on Twitter again.
Whenever one of these scandals breaks, Twitter lights up with passionate discourse and commentary. I understand on an intellectual level that it is important for people to express their views, but on an emotional level I can't get past the fact that people expressing their views gets in the way of me getting likes and retweets on my self-promotional show flyers. I get that you're upset, but do not make the art of improvisational comedy suffer because of the actions of 62.9M voters.
Donald Trump Jr.’s meeting to discuss Russian intelligence on Hillary Clinton has been clogging up my Twitter timeline all day. Because of this, almost no one knows I have a show tonight at 11:30PM. Even I almost forgot. Get the man and his family out of the Oval Office.
I ask you, esteemed politicians, please consider the impact your lack of action is having on my community. If not for the impact on healthcare, international relations, and waning confidence in our leadership, impeach Trump in the name of my indie improv career.
Thank you for your time,
Dale Meadows, NYC Improviser