You're not going to believe this.
Just when you thought fidget spinners and Santigold were the latest craze, something new has come out of the woodwork that no one was expecting. There's a new goop that's supposedly the fun hot thing in high schools across the nation. It's called "cum" and teens can't get enough of it.
First off, you won't believe this stuff when you read more about it. Apparently cum is a gak that shoots out of a penis if it's tugged or sucked on. That's right. It's a cloudy white slime that comes pouring out of a penis. You can do a lot of stuff with cum: taste it, spit it, catch it, or rub it all over your stomach.
Not crazy enough for you yet? Get this. If you shoot this moon colored glop into a woman's vagina and wait 9 months and you'll have yourself a HUMAN BEING. You read that right. Apparently, this dick paste can be heated in a woman's stomach and turned into a living person. Pretty fucking trippy.
Is cum a new fad that will go the way of Silly Bandz and Vine? Maybe. But if you ask this blogger, cum is here to stay.
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