B+ for effort, F for execution
Earlier this morning, Jared Slater was dropped off at school in a stretch limo. Seems like a pretty sick and impressive thing to do, right? Well for anyone else it would be, but it's common knowledge that Jared's dad, Mr. Slater, owns the limo company.
We can't blame Jared for trying, though. If everybody in this school wasn't such a gossip, maybe there would have been some element of surprise. Unfortunately that isn't the case, and everybody kind of just thought of it as a desperate attempt to seem cool.
Nice try, Jared. Maybe if your dad buys the helicopter company you'll be able to seem cool again.