It's the moment millennials have been waiting for since the final episode of The Suite Life of Zack And Cody in 2008: Dylan and Cole Sprouse have finally made passionate love to one another in a hotel room.
"Usually, incest is weird for me. Especially when it's gay twincest between celebs," said recent college graduate and Suite Life fan, Daniel Brooks. "But since it's Dylan and Cole and they're in a hotel room, it's nostalgic and actually quite nice. Plus, we can use all the love we can get in the headlines these days, am I right?"
The Sprouse twins, who became known in the industry after their tour-de-force performance in the film Big Daddy, have released separate statements saying that they are not gay, incestual, or even really that into sex in general. Instead they "did it for the fans".
"I remember my old friend Kyle Massey (Cory In The House, That's So Raven) called me up one day and said that me and Cole owe it to the fans to give them what they never got after our TV shows," said Dylan Sprouse, getting sucked off by his twin brother. "And he's right. Without the fans, we'd be nothing. He and Raven Simone had a fist fight on live TV like the fans wanted, and now we're doing the same."