Okay, you're not going to BELIEVE this one.
While the nation is still mourning the loss of the Purple One after his tragic passing in 2016, an absolute hero has come out of the woodwork to fill the void. Meet Sean Haggerty from White Plains, NY. He's 43 years old, weighs 357 pounds, and he fucks with regularity. In fact he fucks so much that some are calling him Fat Prince.
Sean first came into the national spotlight when last year he was caught by police eating a full rotisserie chicken while fucking an entire bachelorette party raw in the back of the school bus he drives. "I have to drive a school bus because I'm too big to drive a normal car" Sean said, "I'm a huge man, but I fuck at least 5 women a day."
If Sean's weight and consistent fucking isn't enough for you get this: His cock is shaped like Prince's guitar! That's right. It's curvy and folds in on itself and comes to a sharp point. "Women find it difficult to suck me off but they do it anyway because I ask them to." Sean said.
You can catch Sean on his national tour this fall where he will be eating a four course meal of all beef while fucking any woman that comes on stage.
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