Please be advised that this is truly disgusting.
It's always a bit strange when an established artist moves away from their niche and begins creating something different. This morning, James Patterson announced his newest book, Sign Of The Vines: The First Ever Vine Star Fan Fiction. As if the title wasn't descriptive enough, Patterson has included a brief description of the book:
"It's a compilation I've been working on ever since the fall of Vine. The anthology will be comprised of various pieces of erotic fan fiction about all of the top Vine stars. We're talking Brittany Furlan, we're talking Cameron Dallas, we're talking Curtis Lepore. All the greats of Vine, fucking like animals in a way that only me, James Patterson, could imagine."
Along with the description, Patterson included an excerpt from the Lele Pons section of the book. We have included it below, but be warned, it is extremely vulgar:
How did I get here? It seemed like it was just a couple of days ago, I was standing triumphantly at the podium of Miami Country Day High School receiving my diploma and gazing at the future ahead of me. A future that reminds me of my brothers and sisters back in Venezuela- protesting a seemingly never ending battle towards freedom and liberation.
Now, here I am in this Beverly Hills sublet, about to insert King Bach’s throbbing cock into my wet, pulsating vagina. Amanda had warned me about guys like Bach. Amanda who, you ask? Amanda Cerny- you might’ve seen her on Season 2 of Adam Devine’s House Party.
You see, when I first arrived in Los Angeles, Amanda was the first American woman to take me into her home; she fed me, bathed me, and then fucked me wildly. But that’s for another day- today is about Bach. Bach and his 10 and a half inch, throbbing cock. You see, I never saw myself as a whore; or a “loose woman”, so to speak. But something about Los Angeles- call it the glitz, the glamour, the way the sun beats down on the boulevard- I’m getting wet just thinking about it. I’ve never been able to put my finger on it, all I know is that it makes me want to fuck. So here I was with Bach, a royal black man, about to penetrate my virgin patch. I looked him in his eyes said, “Batch, this is your patch. I want you to take me.”
He put his hands around my neck and whispered into my ear, “Lele Pons, I love the way your tight pussy grips my huge, 11 and a half inch black cock. You ever been with a black man before?”
“No, I said.” As I pulled him in closer to me, receiving all 11.5 inches. “I’ve never been with any man before.”
“So you’re disease free- huh, Lele Pons?”
“That’s Right, Bachy.”
“So I don’t need no fuckin’ condom,” he growled.
“I guess you don’t… haha.” I winked.
Like clockwork, Bach pulled out all 12 inches of his black member and immediately pulled off the animal-skin condom. He thrusted himself back inside of me on top of his 900 thread count satin sheets. Suddenly, it dawned on me. He had been penetrating my ass the entire time. I looked at him, through hazy eyes, and said, “Bach, what are you doing?”
He took off his tie and and said, “You said you wanted me to take you, right, Lele Pons?”
He shoved the charcoal Hermes tie into my mouth- he said, “Lele Pons, you need to shut your mouth before I fuck it.”
I immediately allowed the Hermes tie to make contact with my uvula, knowing that I simply couldn’t allow all 12 and a half inches of his thick dark cock into my mouth.
As the tie continued to sink to the back of my throat, I thought back to what Amanda had told me about men in the Vine community. Their cocks never stop growing until they cum.
When I thought about what Amanda had told me, I realized this was a fight for survival. I started working Bach’s 13 inch black cock like there was no tomorrow. He notified me that he was about to cum. “Mayday, mayday, this ships about to blow,” he shouted.
Before I could ask what that meant, the immense pressure from his cumshot sent me flying off the comfort of his 14 inch cock and sent me hurling towards the wall. As I was soaring rapidly through the air, I thought back to my Venezuelan brothers and sisters, still fighting the revolution. They were fighting for a revolution this whole time, meanwhile, I am sleeping with Instagram celebrity King Bach. While they are fighting in the streets for independence and working towards united solidarity, I am bleeding internally with the thick load of King Bach dripping down my leg.
So, yeah Mom, I think I’m gonna like it here. "