Could washing your hands be fun? XLERATOR seems to think so.
Well this is just awesome news. During a press conference at the 2017 Bathroom Supply Expo, Kleenen Drie, CEO of XLERATOR, announced that going forward, all XLERATOR hand driers will come with a built in set of headphones that plays Guns N' Roses album Appetite For Destruction on loop.
Can you say 'hell yeah?'
"The reality is that our machines are incredibly loud. Like deafeningly loud," said Drie, "By adding the option to listen to Guns N' Roses, we eliminate the unwanted noise emitted from the hand driers. Nobody likes the blaring roar of our machines, but everybody likes Guns N' Roses. Guns N' Roses is the greatest band of all time, and if anyone disagrees they can come see me personally and "talk it out."
Wow. Seems like a pretty aggressive comment. Is XLERATOR CEO Kleenan Drie threatening the general public? Maybe, maybe not. More will be revealed as the story develops.
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